Red Riding Hood Christmas SS - 12/25/23

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🎄Merry Christmas🌟Preparation🎅

 

Nakai-san: Shakey-shake!!!

 

Kakeru: Nakai-san, it’s your annual big moment!

Head on out~! ...Well, then! I gotta polish my hand axe, too.

Kurisu: The Japanese Home Alone is no joke!

 

# Merry Christmas # Wearing that red garb

 

🎄Merry Christmas🌟Preparation🎅

 

The White Presence: Fufufu...

 

You: His name’s literally in the text, too...

Yoru: Huh!? We’re in this too!?

Iku: And we’re on the thieves’ side in Home Alone...

Rui: Hilarious.

Kai: I don’t really get it, but I’ll do my best!

 

👓: You’ll be in for a world of hurt if you underestimate the Gravi Barrier...

Arata: Let’s gooo~

 

# Merry Christmas

 

[ANY BAD KIDS AROUND!?]

The hand axe will be doing some great work on this holy night ☆

 

My ever-busy mother gifted me a hand axe. He’s taking a leisurely rest.

As that happens, a White Presence approaches...!?

In order to protect this peaceful time, the shots signaling a passionate battle between Red Riding Hood and Shunderella’s comrades have now been fired...!

 

🎄Red Riding Hood's Merry Christmas🎅

 

Hand Axe Master (Red Riding Hood’s Mother, Hajime): zzz

 

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Shunderella (Shun): HAJIME’SSLEEPING!!HAJIMESLEEPING!!

GRAHHHAH! Now this is what I call precious!! I’m gonna scREAM!! HAJIMEEEeeeEEEEeeEEEE!!!

 

Haru: He’s acting like a suspicious intruder right out of the gate! Everyone, Code Black!

Gravi: Got it!!

 

▶Gravi took up defensive positions

 

Shunderella: Kgh! I could say the same! You’ve instantly leapt into your guarding positions, huh!? However! I have reliable companions of my own!!

Go now, five dwarves!! Come out!! Fight for my sake!!

Red dwarf (You): DAMMIT, DUDE! The dwarves show up in SNOW WHITE!! 💢💢

Ocean dwarf (Kai): For now, let’s just do our best~!!!

 

(AXE): SLAM! ...twaaang...

 

\ silence~ /

Everyone: ...

 

Red Riding Hood (Kakeru): ...Shunderella-san. Everyone. Let’s calm down for now.

Koi: I think we want you to calm down first????

 

＊＊＊

 

Kakeru: Err, today is a holy night by the name of Christmas 🎅

With that said, tonight is the only night I’ve come dressed in red from the beginning. Do note that I have not dyed my outfit in red from the local procurement (mainly harvested from my enemies), for this reason.

Arata: I feel like Kakerun’s words have this gory connotation to them from time to time? Is he doing okay?

Aoi: No one can go up against Kakeru when he’s in his Red Riding Hood mode...

 

Kakeru: The GraPro battle will be done as good boys do. Let us settle it with games.

Iku: Ah, thank goodness. The fighting method you suggested was way more peaceful than I expected. (relieved)

Kakeru: Well, then. Battle number one will be Haru-san VS Kai-san. We’ll head forth with a full-throttle “Look that way and you lose”.

 

Haru: Rooooo~~~~~ck.

Kai: Papeeeeeeee~~~~~~r.

Haru, Kai: SCISSORS!!!!

Kai: Look that way!!!

Haru: I evade!!!!

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👓Haru-san lost.

 

Kakeru: And Haru-san became a star of the Holy Night.

Koi: HARU-SAAAAAA~~~~~N!!!!!

 

Kakeru: Round 2! It’s Aoi-san VS Yoru-san with... the game of LIFE!!! We’ve actually had them start already!! It seems that the results will be out soon...

 

[Winner]

Aoi: I’m a businessman with two kids. It was a normal life.

Arata: Woot woot! Just as you’d expect from Aoi-kun! A questionable result that’s questionably difficult to react to!

Aoi: Oh, shut it, Arata.

[Loser]

Yoru: .........A debt-riddled life. And on top of that, I die alone......

Rui: Wipe away your tears.

You: (cracking up)

Iku: (Yoru-san faces misfortune even in games, huh...)

 

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And thus...

 

✪Twister Battle✪

[Winner] Arata VS You [Loser]

 

✪Hammer-Helmet Rock-Paper-Scissors✪

[Loser] Koi VS Iku [Winner]

 

✪Limbo Dance Battle✪

[Winner] Kakeru VS Rui [Loser]

 

Kakeru: ...And now that it’s turned out this way, the results until now...

 

Gravi with three wins!! Procella with two wins!!

 

Kakeru: GRAVI WINNNNNS!!!!

Gravi: All RIIIIIGHT!!!!

Procella: DARNNNNNN...

 

Rui: ...

 

Rui: ...But thinking about it a little more.

 

Rui: It’s not like we really needed to win or anything...

I guess, what I’m trying to get at, is that Hajime looks like he’s sleeping so peacefully. Don’t you want to keep letting him sleep?

Everyone: ......You’re right.

 

Shunderella: You’re very correct... So with that said, I, Shunderella, AKA The White Magic Body Pillow, will go ahead and fulfill my role—

 

 (AXE): SLAM! ...twaaang...

 

Kakeru: Don’t you dare 💖

Shun: Yessir!

 

Everyone: (((He’s strong.)))

 

# And thus, the strange Christmas party came to an end

# They all had a game tournament together when Hajime-san woke up