VAZZROCK Christmas Party SS - 12/27/23

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🎄Merry Christmas🌟

 

Shunko🎀 : Well, then... On this holy night, let us chat about our biases who shine like the stars atop the trees!!!

Reiko🎀 : Who the hell are you!! Ah, shit! There’s a ribbon on me!!

Shunko🎀 : Fufufu... We’re now in my zone.

Ouko🎀 : No? This is our living room.

Shunko🎀 : Whoever enters my zone is destined to begin talking about their bias, guys! ...I mean, girls!!

Shouko🎀 : Shunko, your setup is all over the place.

 

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Reiko🎀 : I don’t have a bias in the first place. I’m number one for me.

 

Shunko🎀 : Or so you saaaaaay~~~~, but the fact you’ve already met your bias means that the LOVE is SO THERE!! Yeah, eat up! EAT UP, BESTIES!

Shouko🎀 : Shunko, I truly don’t know the type of character you’re trying to get at.

 

Shunko🎀 : Well, Shunko’s bias~ The very first moment I laid eyes on him, it’s like it sent sparks flying~ It’s like, we’re fated! We’re antitheses! We’re like the beginning and end of the world, y’know?

Ouko🎀 : Sorry. I couldn’t keep up with what you were saying halfway through. It became too grandiose for me.

Shunko🎀 : Gosh, you’re right. My own bias rant should be like a light snack or cake served alongside tea in between your own bias rants.

Shouko🎀 : Shunko, your “light snack” is heavy enough to warrant being a full course meal.

Shunko🎀 : Well, then, go ahead, Ouko!

 

Ouko🎀 : What????

No, I don’t exactly have what you’d call a bias eithe......

 

Takaaki, passing by: Huh~? Looks like y’all are doing something fun togeth—

Ouko🎀 : GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU FOOL!!!!!!

 

\ SLAM!!! /

 

Ouko🎀 : *wheeze*... *wheeze*... *wheeze*...

Everyone: (I pity Takaaki.)

 

Ouko🎀 : The way I see him is somewhat different from the idea of a “bias,” but he does always catch my attention, as someone whom I’m always aware of, and as someone in the same partner pair as me. It’s obvious that I’m aware of him. He’s skillful in all sorts of ways, and he can easily accomplish anything, but what pisses me off most is that he never shows off the effort and struggle he goes through in order to pull it off so easily!!!!

 

[He slams his fist on the table.]

 

Shouko🎀 : What a fighter.

Reiko🎀 : He sure is a fighter.

 

Ouko🎀 : Since he’s a professional, I don’t want him to express such a pitiful side of him with the “Oh, I went through sooo~ much!” tactic, and even now that hasn’t changed. But that’s just to keep up outward appearances!!!

Everyone: Got it.

Ouko🎀 : What I want to say, is talk about it with those close to you!!!

Everyone: Got it.

Ouko🎀 : Even if you find it difficult to discuss with those younger than you, then at least rely on me!!!

Everyone: Got it. (But you’re also younger than him.)

Ouko🎀 : You’re always taking the brunt of the alcohol because you want to protect your juniors or female talents, so you drink too much! If you’re coming home unconscious and unaware of what you did, you should at least CALL ME FOR HELP before you get knocked out!!! 💢💢💢💢💢💢

Everyone: I know, right? (You’re seriously right about that.)

 

Reiko🎀 : Ouko, that’s his virtue but also his vice. He’ll be stuck with it forever. Hang in there.

Ouko🎀 : I’LL HANG IN THERE.

Shouko🎀 : I feel the exact same way about him! LET’S DO OUR BEST!

 

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Reiko🎀 : So we’re talking about our partners, eh? In that case, well...

 

Reiko🎀 : Hrrm... Would it be strange if I said that I’m happy he’s been treating me more sloppily recently?

 

Shunko🎀 : Nope! Not strange in the slightest✨✨✨✨

Reiko🎀 : Wipe that giddy grin off your face. (laughing)

 

Reiko🎀 : He replies to me during our occasional chats while doing something else. He tells me things that don’t really have a meaning or goal in mind.

He’s fundamentally the type to interact with people politely and keep courteous relationships, but that’s exactly why I think it’s special he treats me sloppily.

First he had a grudge against me → We’re on equal status → We’re buddies → And then now, we’re partners. Makes me think that we’ve come a long way~

 

Shouko🎀 : Reiko...

Ouko🎀 : BE HAPPY TOGETHER, YOU TWO!!!!

Reiko🎀 : From whose point of view are you saying that from? (laughing)

 

※He got a bit of alcohol in his system

 

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Shouko🎀 : Shouko’s bias is, well~ an adorable dearest who’s a little younger ♪

 

Shunko🎀 : That one is quite the bewilderment bomber. He’s a magnificent trickster, true. The way he occasionally escapes my grasp reminds me of the little one who tries pulling out my hair because he thinks they’re white hairs.

Reiko🎀 : ALL your hair is white hair. (laughing)

Ouko🎀 : I suppose we should ask more in depth about whom you’re referring to. (I feel a sense of impending danger)

 

Shouko🎀 : His mannerisms and behaviors are very polite, he’s diligent and sincere. I do think that he was able to grow up peacefully in a splendid family, but every so often, he’s just a bewilderment bomber.

 

Reiko🎀 : That’s not backing him up. And it’s not “every so often,” more like all the time.

 

Shouko🎀 : He’s like if the Kegon Falls were to suddenly appear in the Sahara Desert... If a steak were to pop out of a hamburger... Or the sizzle from a fried chicken... His thought process always heads above and beyond what I predict. It makes me take a complete about face, 360 degrees, to make me reconsider that his actions fall perfectly in line with how things go. It seems as if he’s living with that thought process his whole life.

 

Everyone: Yes.

 

Shouko🎀 : No matter how long I spend the rest of my life with him, I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of him ♪

 

Everyone: Yes. That sounds very possible.

 

Ouko🎀 : I can only say this now, but when I first met him, I quite liked him.

He’s polite in his mannerisms, and he has a strong intention to learn.

Reiko🎀 : Ah, really? I sorta get it, though.

Huh, that guy did well to enter Ouka’s list of favorites.

Ouko🎀 : I’M OUKO 🎀 RIGHT NOW!!!

Reiko🎀 : Got it, got it. (laughing)

 

※They had downed some more alcohol

 

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Shunko🎀 : Well, basically, this means that our “biases” are our twinkling stars!

 

Ouko🎀 : SPARKLY KIRA OUKAAA!! ✨🎄✨TWINKLE✨🎅✨‼️‼️

 

Everyone: Yay~!!!👏

 

# And thus they had fun bias rants together

# Merry Xmas