Tsukiuta. Girls’ 1st Season CD December – “Seiya mo Online!"

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1. OP (Mini-Drama)

 

Kurisu: ...Ahem. Ah... Ahh~

 

[She taps the microphone.]

 

*whispering* Hey, you. Is the mic actually on?

Hm! Then I suppose that’s fine. All right, I’m ready to go anytime.

 

[They begin broadcasting.]

 

Good afternoon to all the listeners of Tsukino Academy’s broadcasting station!

I’m Hijiri Kurisu, 13 years old!

This spring, I’ve been allowed to enroll in the academy, and though it may be presumptuous of me, I was granted the chance to attend the academy as a first year.

For this program, I have been invited to the student introduction corner, which makes up a part of the project of cultural exchange between this school and the regional community.

I’ve been blessed with this opportunity to talk with the rest of you all!

This is... an incredible honor...

Ngh—

 

AHHHH! NO! NO, NO, NO, I CAN’T TAKE THIS!

I knew it! I can’t handle this! It’s impossible! This doesn’t suit my personality!!

 

[She tosses the script.]

 

Gh... Hmph!

What’s up with this script in the first place!? After this, I’ll just be constantly blabbing off praise and thanks to some masses somewhere, people whose faces I don’t even know!

“The reason why I’ve gotten this far is thanks to all your warm support,” you say...?

Don’t joke around with me!

 

The reason I’ve gotten this far is because I wished for it myself! I worked this hard to get myself where I am, and the results are as you see here!!

It has nothing to do with my surroundings at all!

 

In! The! First! Place!

They were all like, “Ooh~ Cultural exchange with the regional community~” or whatever, but everyone knows already!

The only people listening to this radio are the school’s students! They’re all just idol wannabes, nothing more, nothing less!

Well, true, as one of the required subjects in the academy, we have to upload all types of videos to the Internet on Earth as a way to gain faith and devotion.

And for me, I’m apparently being treated as a mysterious online idol over there.

So, technically, going off of that, I wouldn’t be wrong in equating the students to being idol wannabes.

 

But... STILL!

That’s no reason for me to get this image shoved onto me from the top, where I’d be likely to say stuff like, “Good day, everyone~” or more like, “Heyo~! I’m everyone’s idol, Kurisu-chan~!” All! The! Darn! Time!

Basically, I’m out here thinking, “Now THAT’S a total scam!”

Yeah, I get that they want people to fantasize about how the words, “Idols, high-school girls, goddess candidates,” sound to them, but...

 

[The broadcast is called off.]

 

Wh—Hey, come on now! I’m still in the middle of talking! Why are you stopping me!?

...Hah!? Recording suspended!?

GH!

Oh, come on, why!? Things were just about to get interesting!!

Gah, darn it!! No one gets my genius!! None of you get it at all!

These days, instead of wanting someone who puts on an act to be all refined and polished, people prefer to hear things that are more true-to-life, a little intense!

Ngh... Watch and learn...

If you let this intense little devil, Hijiri Kurisu-chan, handle stuff, new listeners will EXPLODE onto the scene in the blink of an eye! There’s no doubt about it!!

Once you meekly let me take charge, then things will shift gears in one fell swoop—

Hey—What the—! Hey, you people! Listen up, darn it!

 

[People enter the broadcasting room.]

 

Wh... What are you...!?

I’m being forced to leave!?

Wh... Wh—Hey!

No...! No, I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna...! I don’t wanna!!

I won’t stop! I won’t stop, no matter what!

We’re gonna keep it up!

Ngh~! I~ don’t~ wanna~! I’m not~ gonna... STOOOP~!

 

!! Hey, YOU THERE!! You just said “Change the person in charge of this,” right!?

I can’t believe these people! You really think I can be easily exchanged by the likes of the randos around here easily!?

There’s basically no girl who could serve as a replacement for myself, Kurisu-sama!

You dummies! At the very least, I won’t accept any other first years.

If you so have to choose someone, it’d have to be someone like the school’s representative, the third year Hanazono Yuki!

Ah, but clearly even she wouldn’t be up to the task, so I’ll allow you to invite me as a guest commentator so that I could add the necessary flair—...

 

[She fades out of earshot.]

[Later, Kurisu closes the door to the staff room.]

 

...*sigh*~

I got lectured. It was so long.

Argh, goshdarnit! I can’t put up with this! Why am I the one they’re getting upset at!?

What’s with that, “To make a capable Goddess candidate, every student must carry herself with elegance and refined grace,” nonsense!?

Maybe look at your own faces while you’re saying that! Y’all had zero elegance or refined grace when you were harping on and on about it!

Hmph!

 

And to begin with, they were all like, “There’s nothing to be nervous about! Just be your usual self and take it easy as you go about business!”

Uh, yeah, and who dragged me onto that radio program!? Those exact same teachers!

That’s why I acted as my usual self! I got talking candidly just how they wanted!

I don’t get why they’re scolding me for that.

...Well, yeah, I sorta... was a little bit too candid... I accept that, at least...

But even about that...!

 

*sparkling* ~To try and deceive the people with deceptions filled with lies and falsehoods cannot possibly be allowed by someone such as myself, who aims to become a purehearted Goddess~!

 

...Yeah. That.

Basically, I don’t think I’ve done anything wrong, even as a Goddess candidate or even as the top student in my grade.

Despite all that, my program’s been postponed indefinitely!?

There’s a limit to how rude they can get! Hmph!

 

...”You’re leagues apart from Hanazono Yuki from two years ago,” they said...

Why even bring that up? What are they, stupid!?

It’s obvious that each and every person’s different, right?

The person comparing two completely different people and going, “This one’s better. That one’s worse,” is the one who’s wrong in the first place.

If you still want to compare the two of us, I’m way more...!

...Way more...

The things that everyone wants... What they’d be happy with... I’m giving it my all to come up with my own answer to that...!

 

[Yuki walks down the corridor.]

 

Students: Wow, it’s Hanazono-san! / Ah, Hanazono-san~ / She’s so lovely~ / I’m so happy to see her!

 

Kurisu: *gasp* Hanazono Yuki...

That’s... the third-year, the school’s representative... The girl closest to becoming a Goddess...

...Gh...

 

I’ll become a Goddess.

That’s right! I’m gonna become a Goddess!

Whatever the teachers say, whatever’s up with Hanazono Yuki, none of it matters!

It’s something I decided for myself, so I’ll definitely...! Definitely make it happen!

 

Fufu...! Watch your back, Hanazono Yuki! No—All you peasants out there in the world!

Starting now, I, Kurisu-sama will accumulate fans over and over and over until I’ve gone way over!

I’ll become the number one, the most prominent Goddess there is!

My era is right in front of my eyes!!

Oohohohoho~! OHOHOHOHO~!!

 

4. ED (Mini-Drama)

 

[Seiya mo Online! plays.]

 

Kurisu: Phew... Fufu... fufufu...

*giggling to herself as it escalates into a full-blown cackle*

AHAHAHAHA!

It’s... perfect! Absolutely perfect!

Event-loving people getting hyped up, and mix that with the holy night or whatever, and you get Kurisu-sama’s new song!

Delivered to the lame-os who get lonely easy are these sweet lyrics and lovely dance moves!

And on top of that... this cute smile! ♡

WINK! ♡

And a blown kiss~! ♡

 

AHH! A three-hit combo of explosive responses!

No matter how many times I watch it... It’s perfect...!

Fufu... This truly only happened because I’ve got a complete grasp of what the listeners want!

This bandwagoning... uh, partnership happened because of that!

I’m scared of my own talent!

Fuhahaha! AHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Just watch, you peasants. This month, for sure!

The one name most-searched on web browsers will be Kurisu-sama’s title for the taking!!

Even now, as we speak... fufu...!

It’s going up... The play count’s going up and up!!

AHAHAHAHA! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[As Kurisu laughs to herself, a knock sounds on the door.]

 

Huh? Gosh, who is it? I’ve got this good mood going on right now...

What is i—

Huh? Wh-wh-Waaah!

 

[The door bursts open, and Hina falls onto Kurisu, causing them both to fall.]

 

Urk... That hurt...

Oh, it’s just you, Hina? Didn’t I say before that it’s dangerous for you to cling to the door like that?

Jeez, you’re slow on the uptake.

Look, er... You’re not hurt... or anything, right?

Me? Of course I’m fine. Since, unlike you, I’ve got good athleticism. So no need to apologize for every little thing.

C’mon, stand up.

 

Uh... So, what is it? What business did you have with me?

...Huh? Because you heard me making some super-loud noises? And thought something had happened to me?

Pfft... Hahaha! Heehee!

Hina, your usual worrywart attitude’s acting up? Nothing happened, really, nothing at all!

It’s just that, my emotions went haywire over the joy of how well my video turned out, the one I uploaded yesterday.

Oh, yeah! I’ll show it to you! Special treatment!

Anyway, my new song’s totally awesome! I’ll teach you the choreography for my dance, since it’s so interesting, too.

Come on! Come on, come on~ Go inside!

 

All right, Hina! No need to hold back. Gaze at it with all your eyes have to offer!

This was made to go along with this one theme called Earth’s Holy Night! It’s a video of Kurisu-sama’s new song!

 

[Seiya mo Online! plays.]

 

First, let’s see... Let’s put this on endless repeat, and while we watch it, I’ll provide exposition myself!

Listen respectfully and feel thankful for me! You’d better shed tears of gratitude!

So, about the dance...

 

[Kurisu settles down.]

 

*sigh*~... That was fun.

But teaching Hina how to dance wasn’t easy~ How many times did we repeat the same part over and over?

Ngh~ I sure am tired.

Phew... My soft futon feels so nice~

Hmm. But despite all odds, Hina remembered all the moves before she left.

Even though she looks like that, she’s got some plucky spirit in her.

Well, she’s also a Goddess candidate student, so I guess having at least that much is obvious.

 

[Kurisu hums along to Jingle Bells.]

 

Fufufu...!

The first half of this week was a huge mess because of that boring radio, but I’ve totally made up for it by the end!

Who expected anything less from me?

Ufufu ♪

 

Yep, my dearest is also gradually accumulating faith and devotion... er, view plays.

This one’s doing well, too!

 

[Rainen Kara Honki Dasu! plays.]

 

Holy Night... Holy...

If it’s gonna be holy, I feel like it’ll be the Goddess’ time to shine.

Mmhmm! In that sense, it was perfect for that to be the theme of my new song!

My focus totally has “Kurisu-sama!” written all over it! Fufu ♪

Christmas Eve, a Holy Night... with a holy Goddess...

“Kurisu-sama appears before you,” huh...?

 

Not bad... This doesn’t sound half bad!

No... Let alone half bad, it’s absolutely perfect!

Fufufu... Ufufufu! AHHAHAHAHA~!

 

[Kurisu squeals, kicking her feet in excitement.]

 

Hah~... Heheh.

Foolish humans. You’d better realize as soon as possible. Who cares about dates or dinners on Christmas Eve?

Letting those things drag you around won’t help you at all. If you have enough time for that...

Yes. Hurry up’n boot up your computers and watch your screen!

And you should come and meet this Goddess of Cyberspace, the flawless image of absolute perfection!

...You heard me ♪

Pfft... Ahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHA~!